Conditions of Sale

Time to Ship

All orders that include the Cut Rate Deal as featured on the homepage, will ship within 1-2 business days of the offer period ending.  The offer period is a one week period.  Thus, if you order your shirt on the first day of the offer period, your shirt will ship on the same day as someone who ordered their shirt on the last day of the offer period.  We don't just like them better, we do this to keep labor and inventory costs to a minimum, allowing us to pass the savings on to you in the form of low prices! 

For orders that do not include the current featured Cut Rate Deal, your shirt will ship within 1-2 business days of completing your order.

All Sales Final

Since our t-shirts are single run made to order, we cannot accept returns.  By the way, have you checked our prices?  It would cost more for you to send it back than to keep it anyway.  Our shirts have been known to double as car wash mitts, table levelers, and dog paw cleaners.  We're confident that you'll enjoy your t-shirt, so don't worry!

Information Policy

We do not have access to, nor do we collect any credit card/payment information from any of our customers.  Any information collected during the sales process will not be sold for the purposes of direct-marketing nor sold to third party marketers.  What we're trying to say is, we value you as a customer and promise to handle your information responsibly.